Police Blog in Kristiansand's Daily Newspaper (fvn.no)

Bill and I got a kick out of the Kristiansand newspaper's police blog (translated via the computer), especially considering the dismal, bloody headlines in our local BND (Belleville News Democrat). Here are some recent entries--

KRISTIANSAND: Squat
00.53: A lovers arguing very loudly in Skippergata. The police are called out, but get the understanding that the two have become fond of each other again on arrival.

KRISTIANSAND: Full
1:12: A very drunk person is observed on Egsveien, near Oddernes Bridge and the entrance to Baneheitunnelen. The police ride them home.

ARENDAL: nuisance
01.13: A man is in very bad mood at Long Wharf. The drunken arendalitten taken and put into jail. 18-year-old reported to make sick drunk.

KRISTIANSAND: Bicycling
01.44: A woman stopped in Lund while traveling around on what appears to be a stolen bike. The woman, a 19-year-old from London, arrested.

ARENDAL: Fill
1:59: A very drunk person running the emergency clinic in Arendal.

GRIMSTAD: Angry at nightclub
02.11: A drunk and angry man calls the police and complain that he does not let in on a meeting place. Later calling the spots people. They complain that the man would enter the club. It ends with a sort of compromise, because the man will drop into the jail instead. The person being prosecuted for verbal threats to staff spots. Grimstad man is 23 years.